Aloha is a funny Hawaiian word.  It means "hello", "goodbye", and "I love you".  It is a very fitting title for this post.
I say hello because it's been approximately a month and a half since I've written a post.  That is a lie but a useful one.  I've written two other updates but never posted them.  They were dumb.  I am incapable of putting into words anything that I think is worth someone else reading.  I believe this to be an onus that I must bear for the rest of my life.  I have come to accept that.  In time, you all will too.
I say goodbye because this is most likely my last entry.  It's not fair for me to pretend that I will eventually update my blog and keep you all waiting foolishly for something that will never come.  We had a good run.  Or maybe a good couple of steps.
I say I love you because the two or three of you that will actually read this are wonderful and some of my greatest friends and I really do love you guys.
Like the goldenmaneofgod, my time has come.